# Diplomatic Incident

**URL:** <https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/diplomatic-incident/2695>\
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**Created:** [November 9, 2024, 5:32pm UTC](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/diplomatic-incident/2695 "2024-11-09T17:32:36Z")\
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**kchellis\>** So, what’s the problem this time?

**socularios\>** Cleaning up the diplomatic fallout from last night’s dinner at the Isliar Primarchy embassy.

**kchellis\>** What could possibly happen at a&nbsp;_Primarchy_ dinner? Those things are so boring that you’re tempted to shoot yourself in the head just to get it over with.

**socularios\>** Got it in one.

**kchellis\>** What?

**socularios\>** Someone invited Chemelé Sarithos.

**kchellis\>** …

**socularios\>** Who only made it through the appetizers before announcing “Bored now”, then drawing her sidearm and – leaving the party. In a manner that gave the Ambassador’s mother a case of the vapors, spoiled the atmosphere for the rest of the guests, and ruined the soup, too, confound it.

**kchellis\>** …

**kchellis\>** …

**kchellis\>** Did she offer any explanation beyond that?

**socularios\>** She’s a three-hours-prior restore. And before you ask, she said that if it was that dull, she probably didn’t want to remember even the part she was there for.

**kchellis\>** Right.

**kchellis\>** I’ll draft the formal apologies if you’ll dragoon our idiot cousin into making some informal apologies. I presume we’re assuming that the Primarchs wanted to generate an incident to get something out of us?

**socularios\>** That we are. Any suggestions on the dragooning?

**kchellis\>** Chemelé’s been living debtstyle for a while now, so talk to her grandmother, Kiril. No-one crosses Old Lady Sarithos, _especially_ not her new least favorite grandchild.

_– Ministry of State & Outlands, “Oops” memeweave_

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This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at [https://eldraeverse.com/2018/07/01/diplomatic-incident](https://eldraeverse.com/2018/07/01/diplomatic-incident)

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 4:00am UTC](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/diplomatic-incident/2695/2 "2024-11-22T04:00:48Z")

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**Comments migrated from WordPress:**

> [@Robert Houghton \<sudragon2k3@gmail.com\> on 2018-07-04 05:59:24 wrote](#):
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> Not the _soup!_

> [@Specialist290 \<carpentereli@outlook.com\> on 2018-07-07 07:35:45 wrote](#):
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> Definition request: “Debtstyle.”

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