# I Swear They're Not Puns In The Original Eldraeic¹ **URL:** \ **Category:** General\ **Created:** [October 30, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/i-swear-theyre-not-puns-in-the-original-eldraeic/782 "2024-10-30T15:41:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
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**brane washer:** An universe-engineering tool devised at the [Irreality Vault](https://eldraeverse.com/tag/irreality-vault/), the brane washer “flattens” cystal universes (or select volumes therein) by “ironing” the metaphysical substrate, blanking all ontic data therein and effectively reverting the target to its primordial (ekpyrotic) state. Effectively, all causal chains interacting with the target volume _at any point in time_, _past or future,_ are caused to unhappen up to the point at which (if relevant) they intersect with the universe’s causal boundary. The brane washer has found applications in resetting experimental cystal universes for reuse, as a safety measure for [phukalic volumes](https://eldraeverse.com/2022/06/28/keyless/), and in the disposal of hazardous metaphysical waste. No means has yet been devised to apply brane washing technology to the base universe, subject as it is to the Auto-Enclosure Paradox. Compare _eschatron_. **eschatron:** A universe-engineering tool and ontopathic weapon devised at the Irreality Vault, the eschatron destroys cystal universes via engineered global eschatonic collapse. In laysoph’s terms, by introducing an irresolvable contradiction into their [_mirithestel_ architecture](https://eldraeverse.com/2012/07/11/fundamentally-its-stuff/), the self-computing pattern of information making up the universe is forced to “crash”, an error which propagates through the entire information pattern instantaneously (from the point of view of both internal and external observers), forcing its dissolution; i.e., complete reversal to [cacoastrum](https://eldraeverse.com/2015/10/01/beyond-this-horizon/). No means has yet been devised to apply eschatronic technology to the base universe, subject as it is to the Auto-Enclosure Paradox; moreover, the energy requirements to force [axiomantic](https://eldraeverse.com/2018/11/18/some-definitions-and-a-location/) change on such a scale are believed to be prohibitive. _– A Concordance of Ontotechnological Devices, online ed.,__Vector Instant Publications_ 1. Well, not the _same_ puns, anyway. * * * This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at [https://eldraeverse.com/2022/09/14/i-swear-theyre-not-puns-in-the-original-eldraeic-c2-b9](https://eldraeverse.com/2022/09/14/i-swear-theyre-not-puns-in-the-original-eldraeic-c2-b9) ---
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Okay, in just this case we’re gonna link to the original discussion post for this generated by WordPress: [I Swear They’re Not Puns In The Original Eldraeic¹ - General - The Eldraeverse](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/i-swear-theyre-not-puns-in-the-original-eldraeic/489) Because it turns out that ¹ and the urlencoded version of it count as different URLs, and that should, IIRC, only come up this once and so isn’t worth doing a general fix for. If you want to talk about it, go over there. ---
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