# Lactic Revolutionary Front **URL:** \ **Category:** General\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/lactic-revolutionary-front/224 "2020-10-03T23:27:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/free1/user_avatar/eldraeverse.discourse.group/avatar/32/2_2.png) [@avatar](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/u/avatar)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/lactic-revolutionary-front/224/1 "2020-10-03T23:27:57Z")
Originally published at: [Lactic Revolutionary Front | The Eldraeverse](https://eldraeverse.com/2020/10/03/lactic-revolutionary-front/) BROADCAST // PHÓLARAE LABSWARM & ADJUNCTS // INFRA UNCLASSALL ECS STATIONS ANNOUNCEIMMEDIATE PREEMPTEMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AUTHORITY // ALERT 6981/11/04 This is an EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AUTHORITY alert for all residents of the Phólarae labswarm and adjuncts. Related travel advisories have been dispatched to regions proximal. An enhanced lactobacillus culture having escaped from a bactry system within Tokóver Hot Labs module 3/A in the early hours of this morning – a culture which is now displaying signs of internal self-organization, intentionality, and device manipulation – the Office of the Sane Man advises that all areas aboard Tokóver Hot Labs module 3/A should be… ---
**Author:** ![zakueins](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/free1/user_avatar/eldraeverse.discourse.group/zakueins/32/65_2.png) [@zakueins](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/u/zakueins)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 12:33am UTC](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/lactic-revolutionary-front/224/2 "2020-10-04T00:33:08Z")
There is porn. Dear **God In Heaven** , there is _porn_ that came to mind when I first saw this. Not the least of which was a race of genetically engineered lactation-play bio-shells had somebody hack them to start a “revolution” as a prank, and it got out of hand… Then, I looked at this, and thought, “How many times have we done something this silly?” And realized that when answered, the number is so high that The Sane Man (is he the rebellious younger brother related to [The Illusive Man](https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Illusive_Man)?) finds the bottle of really good whiskey, pours half a glass, and downs half the glass in a single gulp. ---
**Author:** ![JHPrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/free1/user_avatar/eldraeverse.discourse.group/jhprime/32/54_2.png) [@JHPrime](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/u/JHPrime)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/lactic-revolutionary-front/224/3 "2020-10-04T05:40:11Z")
Wasn’t there a previous incident when someone got enough bacteria together while cooking (on a lighthugger, I think) to make a sophont? ---
**Author:** ![avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/free1/user_avatar/eldraeverse.discourse.group/avatar/32/2_2.png) [@avatar](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/u/avatar)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 10:05pm UTC](https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/lactic-revolutionary-front/224/4 "2020-11-09T22:05:24Z")
Yep! > **[Letters from Deep Space](https://eldraeverse.com/2016/01/25/letters-from-deep-space/)** > > (As it happens, my lovely editor and lovelier wife, Amy, has been looking to try her hand at this writing gig, and so please give a big hand to the first piece of Eldraeverse canon not written R…