Automated Deathlist Management

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“The only truly automatic weapon is one which you can leave on the shelf and ignore entirely henceforth, only to occasionally hear about your enemies mysteriously dying.” – “To Sleep, Perchance To Kill”, Ostár Sargas-ith-Sargas

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OSTAR-What would you like, Caliene?

CALIÉNE-The usual: hundreds of grandchildren, utter domination of known space, and the pleasure of hearing that all my enemies have died in terrible, highly improbable accidents that cannot be connected to me. And you?

OSTAR(laughing)-The Usual


“We like this Nietzchean! He understands!”

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“Only one real complaint.”
“There’s all of these terrible, highly improbable accidents, and nobody gets any good video of them. Got to be better than watching ‘The Rim’s Most Funniest Home Videos’, you would think…”