Cards Against Imperiality

Yes, I went there.

I had no idea what poverty was until I saw ________ .

NO CARRIER.

…so this is your thread for suggesting black and white cards. (But remember, from an in-universe perspective, which means you have to achieve surreal absurdity and shock value without simply resorting to poop jokes and penises. No-one there would get the point.)

If I get enough, there may be an actual set.

Current collection (black):

  • This isn’t war. This is ________.
  • All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! This is my ________.
  • ________, like a peasant.
  • Check ________ out! I found it in a grimward.
  • I don’t care what they say, ________ is choice-theft.
  • I had no idea what poverty was until I saw ________ .
  • The Fifth Directorate know all the secrets. They know about ________ .
  • Join the Empire! We’ve got ________ !
  • The League of Meridian just elected ________ .

Current collection (white):

  • Calíëne Sargas’s Sera Esklav
  • An Iltine death camp playset with a real, working gas chamber.
  • A Meat Machine™.
  • Extremely poor celestime architecture.
  • The Heavy Capital Flotilla lookin’ to shoot some trouble.
  • A Sucking Chest Wound.
  • A sucking chest wound.
  • A one-linobir orgy.
  • NO CARRIER
  • A gang of nihilists.
  • The lost planet of our primitive ancestors.
  • Peace through superior firepower.
  • Collateral budgets.
  • My collection of codramaju sex toys.
  • Autocannibalism.
  • Angry librarians.
  • Killing yourself to avoid boring conversations.

A vacation in the Siofra System

Hmm. Don’t the cards in the human version need be worded so that any black card can, grammatically, be completed by any white card? Would this be easier or harder with Eldraeic grammar?