Excuse Me, Constable

Today in worldbuilding, we're going to talk about the uniforms of the Watch Constabulary, the Empire's policing service¹.

Now, to be clear, this doesn't include the Office of Investigation and Pursuit (who aren't part of the Constabulary, strictly speaking), who wear regular Service grays.

Within the Constabulary, the same applies to the Constabular Support Services (on-call specialists). Meanwhile, the Disaster Instant Response Teams usually only wear the regular full-dress uniform on formal occasions, since they have specialized outfits for their duties.

Rather, we're talking specifically about the Patrol services, which include the City Watch (urban areas), the Prefectural Constabulary (rural regions), the Sea Watch (maritime policing and rescue), the Imperial Rangers (marches and wilderness), the Orbit Guard (orbital space), and the Stellar Guard (deep space).

There are certain differences in field dress among these groups - obviously, the Sea Watch has some uniform differences based on what works well in the middle of the ocean in a storm, and the Orbit Guard and Stellar Guard often leave their coats off (when not boarding) due to working inside nice climate-controlled starships, and spend a lot of time in vacuum suits. Less obviously, Rangers, who patrol the wilderness, are permitted to exchange their coats for ones in teal, pale brown, or white to stand out less to the wildlife, but return to standard Service reds when engaged in, for example, search and rescue operations.

So, on what principles are Constabulary uniforms designed? The two primaries are visibility and distinctiveness and non-militarism, followed shortly by protection. The reason for this last is obvious. As for the primaries, the Constabulary considers it very important that anyone in need of assistance from a Constable be able to find one quickly. As such, their uniforms should make them readily visible in a crowd, and should be readily distinguished from private security, military personnel, other Servicemen, or anyone else dressed in a professional uniform.

Their uniform should also be readily distinguishable, even in type, from military uniforms. The Watch Constabulary is not a military service, nor is it a paramilitary service, and in order to continue its mission of serving the public safety and harmony, it is vital that it never come to be perceived as one.

As such, the Watch Constabulary uniform consists of navy-blue trousers worn with a full-sleeve white shirt and waistcoat (with hidden pockets), all made from arachnoweave protective fabric. White gloves are also worn. Accompanying this are brown leather boots and a wide belt with Sam Browne belt accompanying it. This belt supports a constabulary-pattern saber (with quick-release scabbard²) and the constable's sidearm³.

Atop this, the constable wears a buff coat (a padded trench coat⁴ in heavy wool or leather, with an arachnoweave lining) in bright constabular scarlet for maximum visibility against most backgrounds. This coat is double-breasted for additional protection when closed⁵, although it is worn open under most circumstances to present a friendlier appearance.

Completing the uniform is a scarlet-plumed, broad-brimmed hat with the brim turned up on the left and pinned by the brass Constabulary badge, a pair of mastiffs upholding an Imperial Star.

Grade insignia are worn on the left breast as rank knots, as is traditional for Service uniforms, in silver for sub-inspector grades and in gold for higher ones, and additionally as aiguilletes from the left shoulder of the coat. Ribbons and knots for awards are worn on the right.

As with the non-military Service uniform, outside formal occasions, men may wear neckties and women cravats/neckerchiefs with the uniform, of their own choice. This practice is encouraged during routine patrols, etc., again to present a friendlier appearance.

  1. You may note at this point that I specifically didn't say "law enforcement", because calling them that promotes incorrect attitudes, which any constable would point out. While they are expected to show impartial fidelity to the Contract, the Charter, and the law in that order, their function is to preserve the Imperial peace and serve the public safety and harmony, as it is incumbent upon every citizen-shareholder to do, only full-time - not to enforce "unequal laws unto a savage race".
  2. Insofar as the scabbard is designed so that while it remains attached when the saber is drawn in the normal fashion, it can be detached from the belt easily with a sideways pull. While Constabulary policy discourages nightstick-justice, it does not go so far as to eliminate a convenient tool for it.
  3. This is typically the WC-11 Pacifier, a combination weapon that includes an electrolaser stunner with underslung mass driver, capable of launching both tangler capsules and sniffer-perfume globs as well as standard ammunition.
  4. A duster-styled variant is available for skimmer-mounted constables.
  5. It is to be noted that the Constabulary, with the sole exception of dedicated tactical teams, does not make it a habit of wearing body armor, relying solely on armored fabric which can be worn discreetly, as clothing. Should you escalate the situation to the point at which body armor is required, they will cheerfully step aside and let the people who do habitually wear combat armor take over, and you will almost certainly regret escalating the situation to that point. Which is rather the point, is it not?


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://eldraeverse.com/2025/09/13/excuse-me-constable

This is why I’d like to live in the Associated Worlds (after orientation and acculturation).

Hear, hear.

How many watchmen per thousand non-Watch citizens, in a standard Imperial population?

My baseline assumption is somewhere similar to Japan, with around 2.6 per mille, in terms of “regular” patrol officers.

The actual numbers may vary somewhat, because Imperial organization includes the equivalent of the fire service, paramedics, coast guard/lifeboat services, mountain rescue, park rangers, etc., and others that the usual statistics don’t count as “police” as under the Watch Constabulary umbrella, whereas pursuing crime after the fact is not (that’s the OIP); but the 2.6 per mille should give you an idea of what the perceived police density is like.

(To an extent. I mean, the US is supposedly similar at 2.4 per mille, but they’re mostly seen racing from place to place in their cars unless you are An Incident. The Watch Constabulary work much more along the Japanese model where you can always find them at the local kõban, walking their beats, getting to know the businesses and households in their neighborhood, and generally being part of the community.)

On later thought, let us forget the use of the scabbard. One can always deliver measured blows with the flat of the blade, which should concentrate the miscreant’s mind wonderfully on the 90° that separate mercy from, well, not-mercy.

(Also, the half-basket cutlass hilt on a constabulary-pattern saber adds a certain brassy firmness to one’s punch.)

I’d keep the scabbard. Hitting with the flat of a sword is REALLY bad for the blade, and an honourable tool does not deserve to be mistreated like that. Especially since you’ll still need something to store the blade in when not in use, so a nightstick-scabbard neatly solves both problems.

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Also, the scabbard also lets you prod/jab with it without necessarily skewering whatever you’re jabbing, in addition to just… not having to worry about the blade if they’re (say) trying to break up an altercation without escalating further. Could they do so with their PK? Perhaps. Is it simpler/more straightforward to do so with a handy blunt object? Probably, for most sophs at least.

Could potentially also have other roles, as well.

Also, to add to what Morgrim said, especially not when being used on the sorts of miscreants that would most likely be causing issues.

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While we’re talking about the specialized outfits of such people as the Quenchers (the fire service, etc.), it’s worth noting that while the jump-jets in combat armor are limited to high jumps and brief hovers due to the “skeet” problem, and thus are mostly used for combat parkour and skipping obstacles, those in firefighting armor are not so limited.

Who needs ladders when you can just fly the hose up to the fire, and be much more maneuverable while doing it? And easily enter the building in the upper storeys or through the roof?

(You may now also imagine the view from someone being fireman’s-carried to safety when the person doing the carrying jumps out the eighteenth-floor window. Quickest way to get the rescuee away from flame and smoke, right?)

If ever a post cried out for an AI rendering…

Anyone up on the best image generator this week and want to give it a try?

I’ve seen a video of someone testing the “non-lethal” use of a sword in what I like to call “corrective phrenology,” the application of lumps to the head until the desired behaviors appear.

Anyways, the dude was using one of those zombie heads. He very quickly ended up breaking the skull of the zombie head, at IIRC less than 1/4 speed/strength!

At some point in the 90s I was at the Tuscon Gem and Mineral show with my then girlfriend who is a jeweller. At one of the sites there was a Tuscon (off duty?) cop providing security. He had acquired a cardboard tube, it looked a lot like a packing tube but much lighter weight and he was doing what comes naturally eg. using it as a light saber. He bopped few things with it and made the observation that the police should be issued with these. Specifically for behaviors which weren’t necessarily illegal, but very very stupid. It would not damage a normal person significantly and it gradually self destructed with each use.

Every so often, I wonder if he didn’t have the seed of a good idea.

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Extensive retrophrenological training will clearly need to be provided.

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After four or five tries, I got this out of Grok Expert:

What do you think?

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Not bad, indeed. The AI did to the fine details what AI always does to the fine details, but it is correct in flavah.

This make me think again that the RCMP should go back to the red serge.