I was stuck in traffic, and I just had this thought.
What would the Eldrae cultural equivalency of Magical Girls be? Besides probably a lot less whiny (on average) and doing a lot more property damage? And, beings like Kyubey would suddenly discover that they were on the very wrong side of the “bigger fish” equation of the Transcend.
I do think they would enjoy and have more fun dealing with Nanoha Takamachi-ath-Takamachi isil-Testarosa-ith-Takamachi Alba Diaboli mis-Tokyo-en-Terra than Usagi Tsukino-ath-Serenity isil-Chiba-ith-Tsukuino Luna Reginae mis-Luna-en-Terra. Mind you, I suspect unionization and a pub for the various mascot beings would happen soon after. And, there would be a very firm notice with the Fifth Directorate to be very careful around extremely cute and happy and cheerful sapient apocalyptic superweapons.
“She’s smiling. Should she be smiling?”
“Safer than her scowling, isn’t it?”