“Station Ops, this is Clovis One-Four, reporting on-site from incident gamma.”
“Clovis One-Four, Station Ops, go.”
“Station Ops, some damn tourist tried to board the garden ‘fuge by dropping from above again. No secondary casualties, thank Athnéël, but the groundscape’s a mess.”
“Clovis One-Four, do you need a medical team?”
“Negative, Station Ops, just the coroner and a pressure washer.”
“Despatched, Clovis One-Four, and eugh.”
“Ain’t no good way to describe a hundred-yard streak of stupid, Station Ops. Clear.”
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://eldraeverse.com/2015/07/04/the-importance-of-physics-class