Today shall be the day we should always remember

…as the day that my timeline grew so long that it crashes the indexer of my wiki, and had to be split into one page per era.

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…just how big is it now?

"…Reports have come in of minor glitches in Ring Dynamics stargates across the Worlds, with many users met with the error message ERR_ACQUIRING_TIMEBASE when attempting to dial in locations. A spokesperson from Ring Dynamics could not be reached at this time for comment.

Elsewhere, negative-frequency-trading watchdogs noticed a significant uptick of potential attempts, at nearly 500% above baseline. Our in-house analyst noted that such an unprecedented amount of NFT traffic detected could not even be supported by the total galactic production of tangle-channels to date, raising questions as to the true nature of the anomaly.

We will continue to bring you updates on this rapidly developing situation as they roll in. This is Xaríä Cieng, Telememe News."

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156K

The timeline page as was, that is. The whole thing’s roughly 400 MB.

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