The Extranet Is For Porn

From: Anethil 0x98AA45B2 (COO) To: Ganly min Retholl (VPO, Calianus Passage) Subject: Data filtering – need official refusal?

Ha! I almost admire their jír. Not often someone comes to us and requests help in censorship.

Anyway, obviously, we’re not doing that. Tell them that it is against Bright Shadow corporate policy to interfere with data in transit in any way, even so far as to inspect packet contents – and that even if it wasn’t against our policy to do that, the structure of IIP-based networks requires end-to-end encryption which makes it impossible for us to do so. By design. If they want to impose traffic filtering, they’re going to have to do it at destination, on their side of the border routers.

Then tell them that even if all of that could be overcome, it would require a steep increase in connection charges, because while, certainly, it may not be the most ‘enlightened’ use of our data transmission capacity, its packet fees nonetheless subsidize extranet traffic rates for – essentially – everything else, pay for network expansion and relay maintenance across the outer regions, and bought the last round of stock options and my third vacation moon.

Maybe don’t tell them that last bit.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://eldraeverse.com/2019/11/06/the-extranet-is-for-porn

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As a side note, most vacation moons are more like Jovian moonlet size. Only so much vacation one chap can have, y’know?

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We’re talking Imperials here, so I take it you actually mean the entire volume of the moon is up for vacationing

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Well, yes, to a point.

(The point in question being that a human might obtain for himself an outsize stately pleasure-moon far larger than he could ever use and most of which he’d never see just to be able to say that, well, it’s yuger than yours.

An eldrae wouldn’t be able to see the point, and insofar as his human neighbor tried to make the point, it wouldn’t come across as anything but inelegant and déclassé.)