Things Eldrae Would Definitely Not Appreciate

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So, read this thread:

Patrick McKenzie on X: “Clerk: No. Me: And I suppose you’re not going to call me. Clerk: Nope. Me: So I will make my best guess as to whether the logistics company has successfully not delivered my parcel to an address which is not mine. Clerk: We’ll hold it for a week so if you are worried try tmmrw.” / X (twitter.com)

…that. The American version.

In more Post-Contact Hilarity territory, Stellar Express is coming to eat all y’all’s brains.

ETA: Also, the followup: Patrick McKenzie on X: “Missing Friendly Neighborhood Logistics Provider already. A certain American company, on attempting to deliver a bed the wrong day and not finding anyone at home, just left it on ground floor outside the apartment building overnight. Could we… not do that?” / X (twitter.com)